Liza Minnelli

Sara Lee

There's a lady living somewhere Where it is, I do not know But I long to write and tell her That I love her so I believe I might do mayhem Yes I might destroy myself If I ever found her missing From my grocers shelf Sara lee Sara lee Your brioche just fractures me Give me a taste of your cherry danish I love my mother but You can't compara Not with Sara Lee Sara Lee There's no H just Sara Lee and that's ok by me Cause I'm livin' in paradise When I'm nibblin apple spice From the kitchens of the one I love Wonderful Sara Lee (Sara Lee) And it thrills me right to my soul (Sara Lee) When I'm chewin your finger roll (Sara Lee) And I'm cryin for goodness sake There never been a better banana cake Cousin Milton Works at the Hilton He caters banquets And at each affair He'll swear by (Sara Lee) I really know what you mean (Sara Lee) Honey those brownies are obscene Drop that H say Sara (Sara) Lee and that's ok by me I love your cheesecake white as pearl Not to mention your chocolatey swirl From the kitchens of the one I love Wonderful Sara 

Beautiful Sara S-A-R-A-L-E-E Sara Lee Yum!

For Every Man There's A Woman 

For every man there's a woman For every life there's a plan And wise men know it was ever so Since the world began Woman was made for man For every prince there's a princess For every Joe there's a Joan And if you wait, you will meet the mate Born for you alone Happy to be your own Find the one, find the one Then together you will find the sun For every heart there's a moment For every hand there's a glove And for every woman, a man to love Find the one, find the one Then together you can find the sun For every heart there's a moment For every hand, a glove And for every woman, a man to love! Where is he, where can he be? Where is the one for me?

Together Wherever We Go 

 Wherever we go, whatever we do We're gonna go through it together We may not go far, but sure as a star Wherever we are, it's together Wherever I go I know he goes Wherever I go I know she goes No fits, no fights, no feuds And no egos, Amigos, together! Through thick and through thin All out or all in And whether it's win, place or show With you for me and me for you We'll muddle through whatever we do Together, wherever we go Wherever we go, whatever we do We're gonna go through it together Wherever we sleep, if prices are steep We'll always sleep cheaper together Whatever the boat I row, you row A duo Whatever the row I hoe, you hoe A trio And any I. O. U., I owe you-oh's? Who, me-oh? No, you-oh No, we-oh Together! We all take the bow Including the cow though business is lousy and slow With Herbie's vim, Louise's verve Now all we need is someone with nerve Together Together Wherever Wherever Together, wherever Together, wherever we go We go in a group We tour in a troupe We land in the soup, but we know The things we do, we do by threes A perfect team No, this way, Louise! Together Together Wherever Wherever Together, wherever we go!

Some people

Some people can get a thrill, knitting sweaters and sitting still That's okay for some people don't know they're alive Some people can thrive and bloom, living life in a living room That's perfect for some people of one hundred and five But I... at least gotta try When I think of all the sights that I gotta see And all the places I gotta play, All the things that I gotta be at Come on papa, what'd'ya say? Some people can be content, playin' bingo and payin' rent That's livin' for some people, for some hum-drum people - to-oo be But some people - ain't me I had a dream, a wonderful dream, papa All about June in the Orpheum circuit Give me a chance, I know I can work it, Uhh, what a dream And it was just as real as could be, papa Well just listen to me, there I was in Mr Orpheum's office And he was sayin' to me - Rose! Get yourself some new orchestrations, new routines and red velvet curtains Get a feathered hat for the baby, photographed in front of the theatre Get an agent and in jig time, you'll be bein' booked in the big time Oh what a dream, a wonderful dream, papa And all that I need is eighty-eight bucks, Papa, that's it That's what he said papa, only eighty-eight bucks, papa You might also like Ring Them Bells Liza Minnelli If You Hadn’t, But You Did Liza Minnelli Mama My Chemical Romance It's uh, yeah, but it's only eighty-eight bucks It's not like I'm askin' for a second mortgage on this place What d'ya gettin so crick, why you gettin' crazy, it's eighty-eight lousy bucks What do you mean I ain't gettin' eighty-eight cents outta you Well, I'll get it, and I'll get my kids - OUT - NOW Goodbye, to blueberry pies, good ridance to all the socials I had to go to All the lodges that I had to play, all the shriners I said hell

Life Is A Cabaret

What good is sitting alone in your room? Come hear the music play Life is a cabaret, old chum Come to the Cabaret Put down the knitting, the book and the broom It's time for a holiday Life is a cabaret, old chum Come to the Cabaret Come taste the wine Come hear the band Come blow a horn, start celebrating Right this way, your table's waiting What good's permitting some prophet of doom To wipe every smile away Life is a cabaret, old chum So come to the Cabaret! I used to have a girlfriend known as Elsie With whom I shared four sordid rooms in Chelsea She wasn't what you'd call a blushing flower... As a matter of fact, she rented by the hour The day she died the neighbors came to snicker: "Well, that's what comes from too much pills and liquor!" But when I saw her laid out like a Queen She was the happiest corpse I'd ever seen I think of Elsie to this very day I remember how she'd turn to me and say "What good is sitting all alone in you room? Come hear the music play Life is a cabaret, old chum Come to the Cabaret!" And as for me, and as for me I made my mind up back in Chelsea When I go I'm going like Elsie Start by admitting from cradle to tomb It isn't that long a stay Life is a cabaret, old chum It's only a cabaret, old chum And I love a cabaret!

Copacabana

Her name was Lola She was a showgirl With yellow feathers in her hair And a dress cut down to lay She would merengue And do the cha-cha And while she tried to be a star Tony always tended bar Across the crowded floor They worked from eight 'til four They were young and they had each other Who could ask for more? At the Copa (Copa), Copacabana (Copacabana) The hottest spot north of Havana At the Copa (Copa), Copacabana Music and passion were always the fashion at the Copa They fell in love (Copa, Copacabana) His name was Rico He wore a diamond He was escorted to his chair He saw Lola dancing there And when she finished, he called her over But Rico went a bit too far Tony sailed across the bar And then the punches flew And chairs were smashed in two There was blood and a single gunshot But just who shot who? At the Copa (Copa), Copacabana (Copacabana) The hottest spot north of Havana At the Copa (Copa), Copacabana Music and passion were always the fashion at the Copa She lost her love (her love Copacabana) (Copa, Copacabana) (Copacabana) Music and passion, always in fashion Her name is Lola She was a showgirl But that was 30 years ago When they used to have a show Now it's a disco, but not for Lola Still in the dress she used to wear Faded feathers in her hair She sits there so refined And drinks herself half-blind She lost her youth, and she lost her Tony Now she's lost her mind At the Copa (Copa), Copacabana (Copacabana) The hottest spot north of Havana (here) At the Copa (Copa), Copacabana Music and passion were always the fashion at the Copa Don't fall in love (Copa) Don't fall in love (Copacabana) (Copacabana) (Copacabana) (Copa, Copacabana) (Copacabana) (Copacabana)

Men´s

Love For Sale 

Love for sale Appetizing young love for sale Love that's fresh and still unspoiled Love that's only slightly soiled Love for sale Who will buy? Who would like to sample my supply? Who's prepared to pay the price For a trip to paradise? Love for sale Let the poets pipe of love In their childish way I know every type of love Better far than they If you want the thrill of love I've been through the mill of love Old love, new love Every love but true love Love for sale Appetizing young, young love for sale If you want to buy my wares Follow me and climb the stairs Love for sale...

There's No Business Like Show Business

There's no business like show business Like no business i know Everything about it is appealing Everything that traffic will allow Nowhere could you get that happy feeling When you are stealing that extra bow There's no people like show people They smile when they are low Even with a turkey that you know will fold You may be stranded out in the cold Still you wouldn't change it for a sack of gold Let's go on with the show The butcher, the baker, the grocer, the clerk Are secretly unhappy men becau-ause The butcher, the baker, the grocer and the clerk Get paid for what they do but no applause They'd gladly bid their dreary jobs goodbye For anything theatrical and why, why-y? There's no business like show business Like no business i know You get word before the show has started That your father died inside of dawn Top of that, your pa and ma have parted You're broken-hearted, but you go on There's no people like show people They smile when they are low Yesterday they told you you would not go far That night you open and there you are Next day on your dressing room They've hung a star Let's go, on with the show

Nobody Knows You When You're Down And Out 

Once I lived the life of a millionaire Spending my money, I didn't care Always taking my friends out for a good time Buying champagne, gin and wine But just as soon as my dough got low I couldn't find a friend, no place to go If I ever get my hands on a dollar again I'm gonna squeeze it and squeeze it till that eagle grins Nobody knows you when you're down and out In your pocket not one penny And your friends, well, you haven't any Just as soon as you're on your feet again Why, everybody is your long lost friend It's mighty strange, without a doubt But nobody wants you when you're down and out Well, everyone becomes your long lost friend I tell you, it's mighty strange without a doubt But no remembers And nobody wants you No, nobody wants you when you're down and out

Quiet Love

Food, a roof, a couple of bucks and work for free.